A limerick by Asa (don't ask what it is I don't know.)

        PART 1

There once was a man named Mc Quirky.
He sat at his table quite perky.
He was expecting some ham.
But it was a sham.
And turned out to be beefjerky.

PART 2

He was somewhat surprised.

And as he rised.

He threw a brick.

Because of the trick.

At his plucked turkey's demise.